Secret Bolshevik Plots

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N+1 Year Senior at FSU.

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A cop pulled me over and told me one of my headlights was out. Fucking pigs. 

rip queue

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Ah yes, and here we have the majestic floof


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On this episode of Dr. Drug Dealer a patient with clinical depression seeks treatment

What you need is one of two things: antidepressants or some cocaine. Now, as a doctor I can prescribe you an antidepressant, or as a drug dealer I can sell you cocaine. Seeing as you are uninsured, you can pay out the ass for some pills, but I do think you should consider how much cocaine you’d be able to get for the same money. 

Officer, I am riding a scooter, and it is a well known fact that no one with a scooter has ever committed a crime.