Secret Bolshevik Plots

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tinfoilhatwarrior:

Art’s over, everything is post-art now

(via fetusvomit)

rotatingfloor:

incase none of my followers know about this classic piece of music history: japanese band the gerogerigegege released an album that was just a squid tentacle inside a cassette case

rotatingfloor:

incase none of my followers know about this classic piece of music history: japanese band the gerogerigegege released an album that was just a squid tentacle inside a cassette case

(via fetusvomit)

niqabisinparis:

me to westerners: 

omg you take your husband’s name after marriage? that’s so oppressive. so you’re like his property? he can do anything he wants with you? *whispers* is it a religion thing? 

you put your parents in senior homes? that’s so backwards and heartless. is it a cultural thing? 

you leave the house when you’re 18? do your parents not love you? why do they not like their children in the house? is it a cultural thing? 

why are all your white men serial killers? is it a cultural thing? are you guys naturally belligerent and have a thirst for innocent blood? 

omg you guys owned slaves? how did that even compute as being remotely ok?. i heard you even enslaved your own is it a cultural thing? 

i heard you guys throw away food in restaurants instead of letting workers or the homeless have it. that’s so cruel and backwards. is it a cultural thing? 

so you get dressed and leave the house to find someone to have sex with? that’s so primitive. is that a cultural thing? 

Yes on all counts. 

(via ciswashed)

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob, via dutchster)

hyungjk:

Programmers DPRK will work in Russia
 Embassy of North Korea invited the Russian IT companies to hire several dozen Korean programmers, testers, and other professionals to fill the shortage of personnel in the IT market in Russia. Summary sent on behalf of the Korean IT companies “Pyongyang Kvanmen” Developer of the North Korean national internet. Nonprofit Association of Computer and Information Technology (APKIT) expressing and defending the interests of the IT industry, has received from the Embassy of the Democratic People’s Republic of offer of employment Korean experts in high-tech companies in Russia. As reported in APKIT, in July and August 2014 the association held talks with the DPRK embassy about a possible shortfall of staff in the IT market in Russia. And now, the association received the documents with a specific proposal. Embassy of the DPRK is ready to provide Russian companies web developers (HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, jQuery), developers and testers applications in C / C ++ for Windows and Linux, implementation specialists and systems analysts. For each specialty in the documents (link 1, link 2) shows the number of people that North Korea is ready to give, and their skills. For example: 10 Developer C / C ++ with programming experience of 5 years, a good knowledge of principles of Windows, experience teamwork and the ability to quickly understand someone else’s code. It is worth noting that in addition to technical expertise, the Embassy also provides account managers with partners and customers. Just invited a few dozen experts in 12 different positions. Summary sent on behalf of the Korean IT companies “Pyongyang Kvanmen.” It is calculated that the proposed experts will get in Russia for more than $ 2 thousand. Monthly. The documents also indicate the number of specialists who speak foreign languages ​​- English, Chinese and Japanese. Among them there are those who speak Russian at the level of conversation and reading technical literature

hyungjk:

Programmers DPRK will work in Russia


Embassy of North Korea invited the Russian IT companies to hire several dozen Korean programmers, testers, and other professionals to fill the shortage of personnel in the IT market in Russia. Summary sent on behalf of the Korean IT companies Pyongyang Kvanmen Developer of the North Korean national internet.
Nonprofit Association of Computer and Information Technology (APKIT) expressing and defending the interests of the IT industry, has received from the Embassy of the Democratic People’s Republic of offer of employment Korean experts in high-tech companies in Russia.
As reported in APKIT, in July and August 2014 the association held talks with the DPRK embassy about a possible shortfall of staff in the IT market in Russia. And now, the association received the documents with a specific proposal.
Embassy of the DPRK is ready to provide Russian companies web developers (HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, jQuery), developers and testers applications in C / C ++ for Windows and Linux, implementation specialists and systems analysts.
For each specialty in the documents (link 1, link 2) shows the number of people that North Korea is ready to give, and their skills. For example: 10 Developer C / C ++ with programming experience of 5 years, a good knowledge of principles of Windows, experience teamwork and the ability to quickly understand someone else’s code.
It is worth noting that in addition to technical expertise, the Embassy also provides account managers with partners and customers. Just invited a few dozen experts in 12 different positions. Summary sent on behalf of the Korean IT companies Pyongyang Kvanmen.” It is calculated that the proposed experts will get in Russia for more than $ 2 thousand. Monthly.
The documents also indicate the number of specialists who speak foreign languages ​​- English, Chinese and Japanese. Among them there are those who speak Russian at the level of conversation and reading technical literature

Lipstick. It draws attention away from any flaws. When someone is wearing lipstick, you just assume they’re wearing a full face of makeup. And guys are stupid—they won’t notice when you’re not.

Rihanna (via hellyeahrihannafenty)

Lipstick: it draws my attention away from your flaws, but also just you in general. I’m not a big fan of lipstick. I don’t have time for ladies who make sub par fashion choices. Buy a fucking headband.

(via onlinegf)

methhomework:

*raises hand in class* can i go to the bathroom to take some nudes real quick

Sir, I think you have me confused for another individual. I do not sell crack cocaine.