Secret Bolshevik Plots

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sovietcafe:

night ops

sovietcafe:

night ops

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

(Source: vayena, via notifigaytion)

(Source: lanadeljayz, via fuks)

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me

(via notifigaytion)

(Source: dumbfricker, via notifigaytion)

departured:

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip, via notifigaytion)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via onlinegf)

Does anybody remember 9/11?

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via officialwhitegirls)