Secret Bolshevik Plots

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N+1 Year Senior at FSU.

officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

(via officialwhitegirls)

(Source: izzetheking, via tangleperson)

I don’t give a flying fuck.

The mile high club is against airline regulations.

(Source: pusheen)

kool-aid-jammers:

I feel like I have my life together whenever I pee clear

(via syntheticallymade)

thepreakness:

Gender: Canadian 

(via onlinegf)

blexieae:

sh4ne:

malformalady:

Moldy lemon


they’ve been lying to us

shane its too early for this

blexieae:

sh4ne:

malformalady:

Moldy lemon

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they’ve been lying to us

shane its too early for this

(via onlinegf)

thepyramidcafe:

Pyramids by Vestaligo in deep mourning http://flic.kr/p/5CBtDU

thepyramidcafe:

Pyramids by Vestaligo in deep mourning http://flic.kr/p/5CBtDU

(via weirdinternet)