Welcome to my blog. I hope you like it. I scroll down in my bunker and then I type it. I'm a taka-taka-tankie.
N+1 Year Senior at FSU.
me to westerners:
omg you take your husband’s name after marriage? that’s so oppressive. so you’re like his property? he can do anything he wants with you? *whispers* is it a religion thing?
you put your parents in senior homes? that’s so backwards and heartless. is it a cultural thing?
you leave the house when you’re 18? do your parents not love you? why do they not like their children in the house? is it a cultural thing?
why are all your white men serial killers? is it a cultural thing? are you guys naturally belligerent and have a thirst for innocent blood?
omg you guys owned slaves? how did that even compute as being remotely ok?. i heard you even enslaved your own is it a cultural thing?
i heard you guys throw away food in restaurants instead of letting workers or the homeless have it. that’s so cruel and backwards. is it a cultural thing?
so you get dressed and leave the house to find someone to have sex with? that’s so primitive. is that a cultural thing?
Yes on all counts.
- taco bell employee: how are you today?
- me: crunchwrap supreme
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
Rihanna (via hellyeahrihannafenty)
Lipstick: it draws my attention away from your flaws, but also just you in general. I’m not a big fan of lipstick. I don’t have time for ladies who make sub par fashion choices. Buy a fucking headband.
*raises hand in class* can i go to the bathroom to take some nudes real quick
Sir, I think you have me confused for another individual. I do not sell crack cocaine.