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Welcome to my blog. I hope you like it. I scroll down in my bunker and then I type it. I'm a taka-taka-tankie.
N+1 Year Senior at FSU.
Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.
If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.
And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.
Another high stakes Friday night spent frozen in agonizing indecision over which ad experience to choose on Hulu.
— Brandon (@UNTRESOR)October 2, 2015
This whole bro code thing where if a guy dates his friend’s sister he’s betraying the friend is wild, you would think your sister dating your friend meant you didn’t have to worry because he’s someone you know and trust but it just goes to show how all these bros know one another to be misogynistic and predatory and regularly exhibit that behavior around one another, and it’s all fun and games and bros before hos until somebody hits on somebody’s sister. Like, clearly you are aware that you are all gross to women but that’s okay with you as long as you and your friends are targeting random women and no one is doing the same to your sister or mother? Why do women have to be related to you for it to occur to you to respect them?
Either let your friend rape your sister, or burn the bro code.
i can’t believe how old some of these are like i know idiot sprite flash animations are old as fuck but i didn’t think they were 2002 old as fuck
Welcome to the Internet. The waters are deep.
Boating safety: it’s not an accident. ⚓️
Our new merch manager, for whom English is a second language, always translates “15 minute break” as “where I [mimes 🚬] one and come back.”
I’m still peeved that they didn’t promote the head cashier (I want to take his JERRB), but I’m definitely happy that the smoker/nonsmoker proportion is improving.
Optica is a clean and simple theme with tons of customizations. It sounds impossible, but it’s true. Layouts, colors, fonts: Everything is up for grabs. Optica can transform into anything you want—as long as what you want is a blog.
Clean, versatile theme for any kind of media
Grid or column layout
Customizable colors, fonts, links, and all that other good stuff
Header Image
If your avatar is a picture of your face, your header image is what you see when you close your eyes. It should say, “yeah, this is who I am.” Or at least what your blog’s about. If you don’t like the way the header image looks on your blog, you can play with the “sliding header” and “stretch header image” settings or turn it off altogether.
Avatar
Since your avatar is the most familiar part of your Tumblr appearance, we thought it’d be nice to include it on your blog. But if you don’t like it, that’s cool too. You can hide it from your blog settings and it’ll only be used on the Dashboard.
Blog title design
There’s something like 12 trillion different combinations of fonts and colors. Play around until you land on one that’s all yours.
Background and accent colors
There are no wrong colors.
Disqus shortname
Built in. Easy and fun!
Google Analytics
No code tweaks. Just plug in your Analytics ID and you’re off to the races.
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