Welcome to my blog. I hope you like it. I scroll down in my bunker and then I type it. I'm a taka-taka-tankie.
N+1 Year Senior at FSU.
A cop pulled me over and told me one of my headlights was out. Fucking pigs.
What you need is one of two things: antidepressants or some cocaine. Now, as a doctor I can prescribe you an antidepressant, or as a drug dealer I can sell you cocaine. Seeing as you are uninsured, you can pay out the ass for some pills, but I do think you should consider how much cocaine you’d be able to get for the same money.
Officer, I am riding a scooter, and it is a well known fact that no one with a scooter has ever committed a crime.