January 2011
“You are free, so choose; in other words, invent. No general code of ethics can...”
– Jean-Paul Sartre (via human-voices)
“You can’t get away from yourself by moving from one place to another.”
– The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway (via wecausefriction)
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“Chas, do you have a disc that can make my computer go fast?”
– My Grandmother. (via i-am-charles)
zladkohasaboaraffe asked: Also: root beer.
When you wake up and your laptop did something...
I left mine unplugged one night and came back to find it had somehow completely drained its battery instead of just falling asleep. WTF.
crankyhanky:
did I just buy an iPhone
fuck ya
You still have 13 days to sing!
“This is my ringtone; it’s on my iPhone.
You don’t have one; you’re on Verizon.
Look at me. Look at me. I’ve got 3G.
Look at me. Look at me. I’ve got 3G.”
rainbowjunkiee started following you
zladkohasaboaraffe:
So, not that Tumblr is a numbers game (Oh it so is, Zach, IMMA BEATCHU), but hello 100th follower!
To the 20 or so people who quietly started following me this week: what’s up?
How are you?
Well, who are you?
Always feel free to ask or tell me something.
I got a new follower too… I’m still ahead by 19. I think not giving a fuck helps.
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zladkohasaboaraffe asked: U R A SPECIAL BUTTERFLY
WUT DO U MEAN, THERE IS NO LINE OF PEOPLEZZ WANTIN 2 GET N UR BED??
WIERD
NEWAYZ, 1 YES, SLEEP. NOT YET BUT AT 1 AM 2 IF TRUE THEN WHY EVERY TIEM I SAYS I NOT SLEEP PPL LOOK AT ME LYKE I STOOPID? 3 IS UP THERE CUZ I DIDN'T FELL LYKE WAITING 4 OK
WUT DO U MEAN, THERE IS NO LINE OF PEOPLEZZ WANTIN 2 GET N UR BED??
WIERD
NEWAYZ, 1 YES, SLEEP. NOT YET BUT AT 1 AM 2 IF TRUE THEN WHY EVERY TIEM I SAYS I NOT SLEEP PPL LOOK AT ME LYKE I STOOPID? 3 IS UP THERE CUZ I DIDN'T FELL LYKE WAITING 4 OK
avoilà
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the cringe of embarrassment while witnessing an oddly public display of emotional vulnerability, which is the kind of magic trick a good magician never explains—the forces of trust obscured behind a curtain, an endless chain of memories pulled gradually from an open mouth, sparks of rage and bouquets of affection that appear out of nowhere—which allows people to...
backmasking
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the instinctive tendency to see someone as you knew them in their youth, a burned-in image of grass-stained knees, graffitied backpacks or handfuls of birthday cake superimposed on an adult with a degree, an illusion formed when someone opens the door to your emotional darkroom while the memory is still developing.
Rachel,
zladkohasaboaraffe:
I do not need to ‘chill out’ about Egypt and LGBTQ+ rights.
I’m not even going to say anymore than this.
I don’t need to ‘chill out’ about oppression and protesting.
She’s just politely informing you that you are either not on the right drugs or that you need more.
10 minutes away from computer.
Facebook:
Tumblr:
I was confused for a minute, because I forgot that little numbers could pop up on the facebook one. Point proven.
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ageofworry:
“You Remind Me of Home” by Ben...
Alarm Pillow
stephtronic:
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
(underscore): Cunt. →
dionthesocialist:
So, in my Ethics class today, we studied a dude named Kant. Kant had some pretty baller ideas about always doing what’s best for everyone. Neat, right? Well, what’s neater (or more neat?) is the way that my professor pronounces the name “Kant,” which always makes it sound like “cunt.” This made…
