I GOT BERRY, COFFEE, EVEN COLA FLAVORED SNUS OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS SO GOOD THANK YOU JESUS FOR CREATING THE SWEDISH PEOPLE THEY’RE SO SMART AND THEY MAKE SUCH GOOD SNUS LIKE WHAT HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF IT’S SO GOOD AND IT’S NOT CHEW AGAINST POPULAR BELIEF I MEAN IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE FIBERGLASS IN IT TO CUT MY GUMS OPEN IT’S PERFECT WHY DOESN’T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THIS YOU’RE ALL DUMB.
What to do if you are lonely, #2: Make your loneliness intellectual looking by accessorizing it with cigarettes, philosophical European novels and lots of coffee. Wander around (preferably rainy) city streets wearing an expression of distant, pale faced detachment. Occasionally make pithy remarks tinged by bitterness about your state.
Perfect. That ties in nicely with an English Literature degree.