April 2011
March 2011
“It all seems pointless in light of the fact that we’re all going to die...”
– Prozac Nation, Elizabeth Wurtzel (via cutmeinquadrants)
zladkohasaboaraffe:
I am so awkward I don’t know why people talk to me.
My grandmother offers me chicken.
-Phone rings-
Me: Hello.
Gramma: Hey Chas. I got this chicken and I got too much. You should come get it.
-I go to get the chicken-
Gramma: Oh yeah ain't no biscuits.
Me: ...Ain't no biscuits? What you mean "Ain't no biscuits"? How you gon' offer me some chicken and ain't no biscuits. What kind of scam you runnin' here?
“The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this:
A human creature...”
– Pearl Buck (via samanthaofthedead)
“I told a lie once in a verse. I said
I said I said I said “The heart will mend,...”
– John Berryman, “To Bhain Campbell”, from The Art of Losing: Poems of Grief & Healing edited by Kevin Young (via spicenotes)
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My fuck you post:
zladkohasaboaraffe:
Fuck you, Delta
Fuck you, police
Fuck you, really bad judgement
Fuck you, people with poor taste
Fuck you, parents
Fuck you, malfunctioning brain chemistry
Fuck you, insecurity
Fuck you, the culture I am living in
I’m just going to second this whole list.
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zladkohasaboaraffe:
Making an effort to not make an effort to get along with people who don’t deserve my effort.
Is that logically valid? Am I, in the end, spending even more effort on those who do not deserve it, or will I achieve my goal of not giving a shit?
Sorry, but what is a shit?
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“If someone told me to write a book on morality, it would have a hundred pages...”
– Albert Camus, Notebooks, 1935-1942: Volume 1 (via tijanax)
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
thisgodlessendeavor:
Me in every conversation ever.
evocative-eloquence:
Ben Gibbard - You remind me...
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“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...”
– Banksy (via fuckyeahmiserablethings, zaschell) (via supahsayunbasturd) (via anti-propaganda) (via weian-fu) (via thegreatpumpkin) (via ramou) (via bluebears) (via morninggloria) (via gordonbleu)
