sinidentidades: Love is picking out blackheads from your significant other’s back.
You are an exit wound the extra shot of tequila the tangled knot of hair...– Jeanann Verlee - Exit Wound (via littletoft)
finneganhob: 6 different types of pain reliever on an empty stomache. How am I not dead yet? I feel like I have a brain tumor.
My libertarian neighbors' kids are doing it again....
sinidentidades: They’re in front of my house filling oversized tupperware containers with dirt… With every scoop one of them announces, “WE’RE DIGGIN UP DIRT,” in their Talladega Nights accent. I’m scared.
Don't like the taste of snus?
Scald away the delicious flavor with some scaldingly hot coffee.
I need some of that genuine Kentucky vodka.
You don't run red lights at Gibraltar airport -... →
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I don't think you understand the extent of my...