promo me and i’ll send you nudes
not my nudes
googled nudes
still nudes
June 2012
don’t just hold your horses; caress your horses. make them feel special.
lol
“I have this one friend who is autistic and they don’t mind me calling everyone r****d!”
Ok, thanks, shut up, bye.
The preacher at my grandma's funeral slipped and said 'Jeebus'.
Day: made.
I can't hear this fucking All That rerun over the goddamned laugh track.
Elderly 90’s kid problems.
Girls need to wear more headbands.
Srsly.
“Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
—Franz Kafka (via writingquotes)
“If I were talking to a young writer, I would recommend the cultivation of extreme indifference to both praise and blame.”
—John Berryman (via writingquotes)
white people who want to say nigga need to turn their manifest destiny all the way down u cant have it all man either that or paypal me $50 i got nigga passes on deck
I want a friendship that starts out as "dude" and turns into "babe".
You bitches want boyfriends
i want one that start with “suck ma dick ho” and end with “get the hell out my house”
