Don’t read anything. Skim over the readings before class.
Vary the syntax in your sentences when you speak.
Answer often in class.
Be an asshole.
Talk to the professors after class.
Overcaffeinate yourself daily.
Just stay away from the caffeine. Too many 5 hour energies made me sick for a week.
Well, it might have been an OD on Vyvanse but whatever.
One time I took 10 caffeine tablets at once. That’s 1000mg of caffeine. I vomited at least once an hour for the next 24 hours. It was the sickest I have ever felt in my life. Taking one or two caffeine pills an hour is fine. You might get the jitters, but you’ll learn your limits. I went full retard. Never go full retard.
“All previous historical sex tips were tips of minorities, or in the interest of minorities. Communist sex tips are the self-conscious, independent movement of the immense majority, in the interest of the immense majority for immense orgasms. The proletariat, the lowest stratum of our present society, cannot stir, cannot raise itself up, without the whole superincumbent strata of official society being sprung into the air.”—Cummunist Manifesto, Chapter I. Bourgeois and Proletarians (via communistsextips)