September 2012
cosmo tip #369
expertcosmotips:
dont let him have sex with you unless he finishes his homework
And I never got laid again.
August 2012
sometimes
bryankidd15:
sometimes I wish I had a terminal illness.. so I would know when I would die
And get that dying this off my to-do list in a timely fashion. Srsly tho, getting a terminal illness is a pretty sweet deal. All the people who care about you will be there for you, and your remaining time will be meaningful and rewarding. I’d rather die happy than die old. I don’t think many...
One Man Drinking Game Rules - Funny Rules for... →
The Drinking Game for Drinking!
windowswide:
studies show 70% of people who follow me for longer than 3 months have clinical depression
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Top Ten differences between White Terrorists and... →
shiracoffee:
1. White terrorists are called “gunmen”. What does that even mean? A person with a gun? Wouldn’t that be, like, everyone in the US? Other terrorists are called, like, “terrorists.”
2. White terrorists are “troubled loners”. Other terrorists are always suspected of being part of a global plot, even when they are obviously troubled loners.
3. Doing a study on the danger of white...
edgur:
good things happen to me but they’re not the good things i need to be happening to me
this really is a fangirl’s anthem
Gratuitous...
Okay, so rawgaydilfs started following me.
Just thought I’d mention that.
vanguardpartyintheusa:
Hi, my name is Capitalism and Bourgeois Democracy. I identify as peace, prosperity, and freedom, and my preferred pronouns are “human nature” and “natural law”. OH YOU DISAGREE? DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING BIGOT JESUS FUCKEING CHRIST DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY EXPLOITIVE AND OPPRESSIVE MODES OF PRODUCTION KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU
jadefinitelyfeel:
college should be like 50 dollars
cwissi:
i’m cuddle deprived
“You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that?...”
– Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via its-salah)
blackmilque:
You don’t know how lucky you are to be ugly, because if people like you, you know it’s for something else. - Charles Bukowski
Clients From Hell: In about half an hour, a client... →
clientsfromhell:
In about half an hour, a client would be bringing video over for me to edit.
Client: I have USB3. It’s 10 times faster than USB2. Do you have USB3?
Me: No, just USB2, but they are compatible.
Client: USB3 is way faster though. It’s a blue plug. Do you have it?
Me: No, I definitely do…
“In 1917 Lenin published a penetrating analysis of the development of capitalism,...”
– Beyond Imperialism? Have We Reached a New Stage of Capitalism? (via basedbrezhnev)
