I’m in a twisted, very casual D/s relationship in which I’m a Dom, for once, and I have no idea how to keep a straight face sometimes.
Like, seriously, you want to clean my toys with your mouth? You want me to tell you that your dick is tiny? WHY? WHAT DID MOMMY DO TO YOU?
And then I realize that every time someone puts a hand around my throat, they’re thinking the same fucking thing.
That’s not what I’m thinking. When a girl is submissive and likes my hand around her throat I just think that she is allowing the primal submissive feminine instincts to take hold. That’s fun sometimes, but it gets boring after awhile to be honest. I’d prefer someone with sexuality defined by their fucked up experiences rather than the fucked up influence of evolution.
im hungry i need to go to the bathroom and i smell bad but im also rich straight and white sooooooooooooo